| This is a kids game, you friggin morons |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|09:52 pm] |
Dear College Students Who Can't Behave,
This is a game meant for KIDS! Children! Little people!
We have rules based around this, such as no cussing in OOC posts, and only one cuss can be uncensored in an IC post.
So why the hell do you feel the need to ask in the help area if you can light up a blunt on this game?
Why would you ask someone on this game if they like rectal intercourse!?
WHY THE HELL would you rp fingerbanging your girlfriend!? |
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| A few minor annoyances that I feel like expressing.. |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|05:22 pm] |
Dear ex-of-my-best-friend,
Pixels DO NOT equal people! You've got some nerve having a problem with me RPing with someone I've known for SEVEN YEARS, on characters that were established as a couple before you ever came along. This does not in ANY way indicate that she's cheating on you, with another straight girl, no less!
Never liked you much to begin with,
Me
Dear people on Furcadia that have become too numerous to count,
Unless your shirt is lost at sea, you should not be mentioning it and the word 'mid-drift' in the same sentence. And stalkings? I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be wearing the act of creepily following someone, plural, as footwear. (I know this sentence is awkwardly worded, it makes sense in my head.)
Dear other people on Furc that think they're being cute,
HOW does a female character with nowhere near the same hair and eye color, wardrobe, weapon, or anything really, look -anything- like a female version of Link? Yes, she's Hylian. That is where the similarities end. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|08:00 pm] |
hello, how are you doing? sorry to bother you but if you have some time can
you please try to read and review these Jyu Oh Sei, matantei loki ragnarok,
drakengard, vampire knight, and sailor moon x-overs stories?
Sure I've got time. Plenty of time. It's just that I don't want to spend it reading stories in fandoms I've never heard of. Especially when they're recced to me by someone I've also never heard of. (Who doesn't know what the shift key's for.) |
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| offensive challenge |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|06:49 pm] |
who hear after the whole 'mental illness not cool' thing want to try and create the most offensive characters we can.
I'm having trouble strapping bombs onto a dog. To create a suicide bomber afghan hound named Zamear(or something). "100 virgin unspayed females await him in doggie paradise" and he's going to blow up..wolves or Canaan dogs or ..i don't care.
lets see if we hurt anyone?
its petty to make 'funny' characters like that in response to the schizotypical personality disorder sparkle pets out there
so what can we have for a character?
aids
racist
rapist
cancer
agent orange sufferer
a-bomb radiation sufferer
terrorist
child of a Munchhausen by proxy parent
the list can go on and on
and the tired and true mental ill, raped, domestic abuse dog.
like that terrible one that had the spray paint on him and burned face |
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| All in the same fic too. |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|04:07 pm] |
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Attention Bleach Fandom:
Mayuri Kurotsuchi is not a woobie.
Thank you.
And on another note, romance doesn't have to be all about sex. Sure a lot of real-life relationships are about sex, and many romances depend on a healthy sex-life, but a lot of people will generally agree that sex isn't the end-all-be-all of a relationship. And for that small percentage of people out there, sex just isn't that important. Period.
Asexuality in terms of non-reproduction interaction, is where the individual has no interest in sex or sexual attraction. This isn't to say that an asexual person can't have a romantic relationship, nor that they can't engage in sex for the benefit of thier partner, but that it just doesn't interest them.
However, asexual or not, having Mayuri Kurotsuchi gleefully skipping out on his duties to the Institute to make-out with the in-story love interest. Then cheerfully going on (in mercifully skant) details about how much sex they've had is out of character, no matter what your reviewers tell you.
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| Context, please? |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|04:38 pm] |
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Extremely minor gripe, but:
When both of my characters are male and have green eyes, in the absence of all other context by which to identify which character you're referring to, can we please avoid the phrase "the green-eyed man?"
Because "[your character] saw the green-eyed man from before pass by, and called a greeting" does not help me to know which of my characters you are talking about. Your character has met both of my male, green-eyed characters! This scene comes after a time jump, so I can't say which of my guys is out walking around, or which one should reply to your character's greeting. Does it matter? Do you have a particular character in mind?
And when I ask, could you maybe answer the question?
[/frustrated]
Additional Minirant: Also, they both have names, your character knows both of their names, and the green eyes are hardly their most unique features. One of them is a feline mutant, the other is three feet tall. Really, "green eyes" was what stood out to you/your character? ...Really? |
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| Author's Notes are not your friends. |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|08:20 pm] |
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Dear author,
I was enjoying your new chapter and rather excited, as it's the first one you've posted in over six months. Then you did this:
“I only need another two inches, come on —” (A/N THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! sorry, I hate putting A/Ns in the middle... but I'm obsessed with that sentence right now. You might think I'm immature. You'd be right. Lol.)
If you hate putting author's notes in the middle of chapters, don't do it. There is nothing in that note that pertains to the story or anything the reader needs to know.
Sincerely,
I'll continue reading, but I'm wary now |
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| 80 lb. of tits. |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|03:51 pm] |
While I do realize that 80lb at 5 feet tall isn't THAT terrible, if her main feature is her "prenatural white" titties, my guess is at least 40lb of that 80 belongs to them.
Let's be honest here, I think the real sue is her dress.
Ditch the dress, and she's fairly (note: FAIRLY) normal.
Still, focus on the tits descriptions don't make me laugh as hard as people who devote a paragraph to their massive cockbulge.
Bonus lulz if said cockbulge is defined by plate armor. |
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| ... Oh I don't even-?! |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|09:43 pm] |
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Lalala, reading a nice little Inuyasha fan fic. It is not a crossover and follows Kagome in the modern era, and just so happens to mention contemporary television shows.
Please tell me, dear author, that you did not just make Kagome call the women on Desperate Housewives sluts.
Because, quite frankly, she calls people pervert all the time, but I have yet to see her sink to the level of gendered insults.
And to make things worse, you could have skipped the whole TV show exchange and the story would be the same, because all I got out of that is that Kagome thinks Heroes is better than Desperate Housewives because the titular housewives are sluts. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|07:52 pm] |
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I <3 Gaia sometimes. This is my friends woe, but I'm posting about it because I'm nasty like that.
Ready for the main event? Italics are mine.
That's all for now, but I may come back with more of these awesomely bad profiles. This was only a few from 2 of 4 pages. I don't doubt there's more to laugh at. |
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| Highlights from the Stamps |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|02:49 pm] |
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| | Don't Speak - No Doubt | ] |
So I'm known in Sparkleland as "that faggot who makes the stamps against Sparkledogs." Not in those words, but you get the idea.
Now for some more highlights from my stamps.
Want to find more snark material? BE MY GUEST.
(and I added TAGS. Ooooh, fancy!) |
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| Teal deer ahead! |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|05:55 pm] |
( A little background... )
And then there was her.
( She is not who she says she is! )
( She isn't called Hestia Jones )
( She is not a Hogwarts student! )
( She is not a Gryffindor! )
So we've established the logical implausibility.
Now let's move onto the description, shall we?
Let's see. What do we know about Hestia? Well, we know that she's got black hair and pink cheeks, right?
Right?
( She does not have black hair! )
Anyway. Let's pretend we aren't working from a canon name here, and the hair isn't an issue. Let's move on to the eyes.
( She does not have brown eyes! )
( She does not wear 1975 clothes! )
( She is not a Sue, oh no sirree! )
TL;DR - Hestia Jones is a Chinese, street kid goth called Xaofan Xifeng, who transferred to Hogwarts in her fifth year, 1975, to be near Snape because he's the only one who understands her abandonment issues and untold PAIN!, but was Sorted into Gryffindor because the Hat wanted her to face up to James in a selfish-idiot contest.
...what? It's the best explanation I can find! |
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| I apologize if this has been ranted about before. |
[Nov. 14th, 2009|05:56 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | aggravated | ] |
Hey guys. I know Cloud is a bit of a runt. He's still kind of small when he's injected with Jenova cells, and cadet!Cloud is not the most buffed up muscular guy even in the army. It's even been stated canonically several times that he was not the most impressive guy with rippling abs, especially as a cadet.
That being said, just because he's not as muscular as supersoldiers Zack and Sephiroth does not automatically put him in the "pretty" and "delicate" category. Despite not being buffed to the max, I can't really see him with porcelein skin or delicate lips or skinny delicate arms. Believe me, even without Jenova cells, he still won't look like an undernourished pretty boy because contrary to popular belief, he still has to go through training as a cadet. He can also hold a gun. A hugeass, ridiculous gun. And can carry it through snowy mountains. Better than the Turks and almost as well as Zack. This takes muscle. Therefore, he is not as delicate as you think. So please stop using that term to describe him every. Fucking. Time.
TL;DR: If I see the word "delicate doll" to describe him one more time, I'm going to seriously scream at the computer screen. And throw something. And possibly accidentally cause a kitten to die. So please think of the kittens and stop using that term.
EDIT: To clarify myself further, yes, I do think he's very pretty and he's 50% of the reason I'm in this fandom. I think the problem comes when his beauty is overemphasized within a fanfic to the point where he might as well be a woman, and it takes over his characterization to the point where it becomes OOC. I think the main problem for me is that Cloud is often described as physically delicate, and for me a "delicate doll" implies a character that has never experienced the world and is sheltered, aside from being pretty. I've very rarely seen Sephiroth or Vincent or any other number of reasonably pretty men (read: basically 80% of FF7 depending on your tastes) being described in this way, and the word "delicate doll" within these fanfics is often associated with ridiculous emotional and physical fragility, crying, a mysterious lack of physical prowess Cloud usually has, and the like (I know Cloud is emotionally fragile, just... not in that way). Commenters who said so are right about me focusing on one thing, but that's mostly because it correlates with another thing too often. I apologize for not clarifying enough what my main problem is, and I apologize further for mistaking certain characterizations for bad writing. |
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| The Ace of Spades. |
[Nov. 15th, 2009|01:17 am] |
It was one of my best friends' 18th birthday last Sunday, and she refused to have a party or do anything to celebrate it, in some part thanks to the fact that it was in the middle of our university's exam week. Yuck. So I took the responsibility upon myself to bake a cake and take it to last night's post-exams party of the uni Pantomime Society*.
It was my first real attempt at decorating a cake. I cheated and used packet mixes for the cake (vanilla on the bottom, chocolate on top, with vanilla icing in the middle). I don't know any fancy icing techniques, so I just used what was in the box, adding more icing sugar to the vanilla to make it whiter, and less butter to the chocolate to make it darker (I also put extra vanilla essence and some All-Spice into the vanilla icing, but I don't think you could taste it). The writing is in melted white chocolate with pink food dye :P.
( Cake! )
*Pantomime is different to mime. It's basically a silly/smutty play with audience participation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantomime (The 'UWA Pantomime Society' mentioned under the Australia section is us!) |
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